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Earth to Big Ben

March 10th, 2010

Attention Ben Roethlisberger: Buddy, the rules have changed for you.

There is Big Ben on the field. You know, the one who is the youngest quarterback ever to lead his team to a Super Bowl victory, the one who has one more Super Bowl ring than Peyton Manning, the one who was the Rookie of the Year in 2004; a Pro Bowl quarterback who currently ranks 9th all-time in NFL passer rating (91.7), 5th in yards per attempt (8.01), and 8th in completion percentage (63.29%) among quarterbacks with a minimum of 1500 career attempts. He has the 5th highest winning percentage (.698) as a starter in the regular season among quarterbacks with a minimum of 80 starts. He is among the game’s elite quarterbacks, and was recently rewarded with a contract north of $100 million by one of the classiest organizations in the history of the NFL, the Pittsburgh Steelers. He is 28 years old with the world at his fingertips. Problem is, we seem to have yet another athlete on our hands who appears to believe he can treat women like objects. And of equal importance, lacks the self-awareness to realize that for him, the rules changed months ago.

This is the second time in less than a year that Roethlisberger has been charged with sexual assault, and the third time in his career that a mindless off-field decision has led to questions about his intelligence and maturity.

First there was the near fatal motorcycle accident that threatened to take Ben’s life and career in the summer of 2006 when he was operating his bike at high speed without wearing a helmet, nor possessing a valid motorcycle license. Roethlisberger suffered fractures to the jaw and right sinus cavity, as well as a nine-inch laceration to the back of the head, the loss of two teeth, and several chipped teeth. His facial injuries were severe enough that witnesses on the scene did not immediately recognize him, even after he identified himself. That in and of itself could have been enough for the Steelers to void his contract, or at least punish him severely. They did neither and Ben was back on the field in time for the 2007 season after a remarkable recovery. He spoke about what a “wake-up call” the accident had been, and how he wanted to “make serious changes” moving forward. Useless rhetoric, as it turns out.

Now, to be fair, Ben’s first female accuser appears to me a money hungry “Pro Hoe” Casino Host from Lake Tahoe, who was heard bragging to her co-workers that she had consensual sex with Roethlisberger in July of 2009. She additionally was harboring fantasies about being the mother of Ben’s child, telling the same co-worker that she hoped to “have a little Roethlisberger in me” (too late) while describing the sexual encounter. She appears to be off the reservation, and her public statements killed any credibility she may have had, while eliminating the possibility of any criminal prosecution for Big Ben (suddenly sounds like a porn name).

But here’s the real point: Criminal prosecution or not, Roethilsberger should have recognized that, following the incident in Lake Tahoe, the rules had changed for him. He should have realized that he was not bullet-proof, and that several desperate women wouldn’t hesitate at the chance to expose him, should he give them that chance. Well, this past weekend, once again, Roethlisberger gave another female that very chance. Only this time, it doesn’t appear he’s getting off so easy.

Really, what is this guy thinking? What else needs to happen for him to wake up and realize that he can’t play by the rules that everyone else can? He is a public figure. He is a well-known professional athlete and one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL. Right, wrong, or indifferent, his rules are different than mine or yours; that’s just the reality. And with what has already happened in his life, he’s now playing by a set of even more stringent rules; rules that many of his counterparts don’t even need to adhere to because they don’t carry his baggage. Ever heard of Peyton Manning forcing himself on a female at a bar? No. Tom Brady? No. Drew Brees? No.

Ben opened himself up to scrutiny when the first allegations became public last summer. He should have realized then that coercing 20-year old female college students at a dive bar in Georgia into your VP section with the lure of free drinks and the attraction of hanging with an NFL player simply isn’t something he’s allowed to do anymore because of his past mistakes. How in the world did he allow himself to, once again, fall into this situation, less than a year from the last time he was allegedly assaulting a female? Perhaps he should have thought twice, three times even, before removing the t-shirt from his drawer with a picture of the devil on the front (his wardrobe choice for his night of debauchery). Perhaps he should have pumped the breaks a bit before entering a bathroom in a dive bar with a female while heavily intoxicated. A situation which may, at the most, ultimately lead to the downfall of his career, and at the least, the delineation of his character (if he ever had any).

The investigation is in it’s preliminary stages, so it’s far too early to make a judgement about who’s right and who’s wrong, who’s lying and who’s telling the truth. But again, that’s not the point. The point is until Big Ben pays some real consequences for his juvenile actions, he will continue to engage in behavior that is a black eye for the Steelers, who pride themselves in being a reflection of their blue-collar, pull no punches city, Pittsburgh. As a football fan, I’m hoping he’s innocent, but as a person, if he is indeed guilty, I’m hoping he’s finally forced to face his actions with some serious consequences so he can realize that, this time around, he actually does need to make changes.

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It’s The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

March 1st, 2010

Title a bit deceiving, you say? No, I’m not stuck in a time warp taking me back to the holiday season. No, I’m not scrambling to do some last minute Christmas shopping. And no, the following content will not be based on looking forward to Christmas 2010. I’m simply stating my opinion, and presenting the case that this is unequivocally the best time of the year to be a sports fan. Opinions seem to be split; many people eagerly look to the fall, anticipating the start of College and Pro Football, Baseball Playoffs and NBA Training Camp. But for me, March is what it’s all about, and when you look a bit closer, it’s just the tip of the iceberg of what promises to be a fun-filled sports spring and summer.

In chronological order, as a sports fan, it’s time to get excited for:

-March Madness.

The NCAA Tourney is simply the best annual sporting event the yearly calendar contains. There is just nothing like it. And this year, a tremendous amount of local interest is creating a ton of buzz, as BYU and Utah State appear to be headed to the big dance, while Weber State currently sits in first place in the Big Sky, and could also join the Aggies and Cougars in the Tourney should they emerge victorious from their Conference Tournament. Added bonus? The NCAA West Regionals will be played here in Salt Lake City, so fans will be able to see the Sweet Sixteen and Elite Eight up close and personal at the Energy Solutions Arena.

-Real Salt Lake season opener.

RSL opens it’s defense of the 2009 MLS Cup on March 27th in San Jose. Once known as Major League Soccer’s “Lovable Losers”, Jason Kreis and his squad are standing at the top of the MLS heap after last season’s unforgettable post-season run, culminating with RSL’s coronation as the kings of American Soccer. Yes, it seems like only yesterday we were celebrating in Seattle, but the start of the 2010 season is just over three weeks away. The target on RSL’s back will be sizable; an unwanted but unavoidable burden that comes along with winning the trophy. Questions abound for the Utah side, as departed striker Yura Movsisyan, leaves a gaping hole up top, likely to be filled by the talented but oft-injured Argentinean play-maker, Fabian Espindola. Also gone is Clint Mathis, a main-stay in the RSL midfield a year ago. Ned Grabavoy and RSL original Andy Williams will be likely be counted on to sure-up Kreis’s starting 11 and fill-in for the departed Mathis.

-The NBA Playoffs.

Anyone who listens to the show knows that I am an NBA geek, and the Association’s annual post-season battle should be ripe with competitive action and intriguing story lines this year. And after running off a record of 19-4 in their last 23 games, The Utah Jazz appear poised to treat their fans to one, if not two rounds of playoff basketball. Depending on the match-ups and outcomes of the other playoff series in the western conference, it’s really not much of a stretch to say the Jazz could duplicate their ‘07 playoff run into the Western Conference Finals. I believe the Jazz can handle any team in the west not named the Lakers, with the Nuggets also posing a stiff challenge. The collision course that appears unavoidable is a Lakers vs. Cavaliers final, pitting the two best players in the world against each other, as Lebron and Kobe would go head to head in would would surely be a finals for the ages.

-Major League Baseball

-A sport that has it’s detractors with the steroid era still ripe in everyone’s mind and the prospect of the sometimes monotonous 162 game schedule ahead, but for baseball purists and even casual baseball fans, pitchers and catchers and sprig training bring one thing Fall baseball does not: hope. Every team has a chance, every fan base has a reason for optimism…well, unless you’re the Royals. Star players have changed teams (most notable Cliff Lee, Roy Halladay, Jason Bay and John Lackey) while several teams shored up their rosters with smaller trades and signings. The Yankees and Red Sox appear, per usual, to lead the way in AL, with a new-look Mariner team and the always dangerous Angles nipping on their heals. In the NL, it appears to be the Phillies and everyone else, with the Cardinals and the Dodgers (maybe) pacing close behind.

-The World Cup

-Little known fact: more people in the United States, per capita, watched the 2006 World Cup in Germany than any other nation around the Globe. Unfortunately, they witnessed a disaster for the Americans, as Bruce Arena and the boys failed to advance out of group play, posting an 0-2-1 record while scoring just two goals. Fans here in the states are hoping for a performance this time around that would conjure up memories of the boys from 2002, when the U.S. made an improbable run to the quarterfinals. The upstarts opened the tournament by shocking Portugal 3-2, finishing 1-1-1 in pool play and continued on with a 2-0 win over Mexico in the round of 16, before a loss to Germans ended the memorable run. Locally, there could be added interest as Robbie Findley is considered to be an option to replace the injured Charlie Davies, though Davies has resumed training after a remarkable recovery following a tragic car accident. But no matter who Bob Bradley picks to round-out his roster, best believe that come June 12th, much of our nation will be eagerly tuned in for a dangerous but sexy opening round match with perennial soccer powerhouse, England.

So there you have it. Yes, the fall sports season is enjoyable and exciting. Yes, I realize the one sport that can do no wrong for most of America is not on this list (I guess I could mention the Blaze?). But for me, the beginning of March has always meant the start to the most exciting sports period of the year. And with all of the local story-lines to follow in the coming weeks and months surrounding the events outlined above, this spring/summer is sure to entertain and captivate. Now sit back and enjoy.

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A Soccer Thanksgiving

November 24th, 2009

Real Salt Lake are the 2009 MLS Cup Champions.

Wait…read that again.

Yes, ”lil old Real Salt Lake are the kings of United States Professional Soccer.

Over the weekend, the often criticized, but highly capable head coach of RSL, Jason Kreis, led his club to the highest honor Major League Soccer has to offer. He did it his way. He did it with his players. He laughed in the face of his critics (you know who you are) as RSL defeated the supposed “favorite” LA Galaxy, a team that features the best player in US history (Landon Donavon) and the World’s most famous soccer player/metro-sexual (David Beckham).

RSL completed it’s quest for the Cup via penalty kicks, conquering the mighty Galaxy by a score of 5-4, with defender Robbie Russel delivering the game winning tally, after Cup MVP Nick Rimando (once again) came up huge when the game was on the line.

As I pondered the five-year journey this organization has trekked since its inception, and the transformation the team has undergone since Kreis and General Manager Garth Lagerway took hold of the reigns, I was overcome with gratitude for many things. And we would all be remiss if, during this time of Thanksgiving, we didn’t offer our heart-felt and sincere appreciation to the following Major League Soccer teams:

1. To the Chicago Fire.

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Thank you for undervaluing Andy Williams. When Andy was left unprotected in the 2004 expansion draft, Steve Patorino and John Ellinger wasted no time in snatching up the Jamaican international with Real Salt Lake’s first selection, making the dynamic midfielder an RSL original. Andy has been a staple for the RSL organization, and remains the lone original player still toiling on the pitch for the team today. His late season resurgence was a key component in Real Salt Lake’s run to the cup, while his off-field battle regarding his angel wife, Marcia, is certainly the 2009 local sports story of the year.

The Fire organization also thought little of a Canadian International named Will Johnson. After a low-ball offer that could be considered nothing less as insulting to the young midfielder full of fire (pun intended) and promise, Johnson took his sizable skill-set to the Netherlands. RSL acquired his MLS rights by sending a supplemental 4th round draft pick to Chicago, as Johnson returned state-side last season. Since then, Will has been a mainstay in Jason Kreis’s midfield, appearing in the 2009 MLS All-Star Game and proving to be a defensive menace and an offensive threat every time his number is called.

2. To the LA Galaxy

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Not only were you the proverbial “favorites” (media machine creation, F.Y.I) who were supposed to win MLS Cup 2009 running away, but you also thought Clint Mathis had nothing left in the tank. After the RSL orIginal returned home from an abbreviated stint in Greece, the Galaxy shipped Clint back to the 801 in exchange for a 4th round supplemental draft pick. Last season, Clint emerged as a steadying influence in the RSL locker room, as the team made the Western Conference Finals. In 2009, Clint finished in the top 5 in all of MLS in assists, and shouldered the load in central midfield for over 100 minutes when Javier Morales went down with a sprained LCL in the Cup Final. Clint was also Jason’s first choice to step to the spot and take a penalty kick in Chicago and LA, setting the tone for the rest of the team as RSL emerged victorious on both occasions en route to the championship.

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Oh, and lest we forget, LA was also the original home for the all-time leading scorer in RSL history (and reigning golden boot winner) Robbie Findley. It was Findley’s goal in the 64th minute against the Galaxy that drew the “underdogs’” even, allowing RSL the chance to advance to extra time. Robbie’s classy penalty kick take was his 5th goal during the 2009 MLS playoff campaign, and his 17th on the season as a whole. Neatly gift-wrapped from LA, Findley is rapidly emerging as an elite MLS forward, and has to be considered a cornerstone which to build upon for the future.

3. To DC United

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Remember when, in what now seems to be nothing more than a distant memory, RSL traded backup goalkeeper Jay Nolly for a prodigy, and the supposed future of United States soccer, Freddy Adu? The throw-in to that deal was an undersized goalkeeper thought to be past his prime named Nick Rimando. Need I elaborate? The 2009 MLS Cup MVP was traded by RSL, albeit momentarily, to New York following his acquisition from D.C. He was quickly re-aquired. The rest, as they say, is history. No single player was more important to the “cinderella” run of RSL to the Cup championship this season than the best ‘keeper in RSL history.

4. To the Colorado Rapids

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Okay, it’s one thing to be a doormat for RSL success, as Real Salt Lake has brought home the Rocky Mountain Cup at the expense of their MLS rivals for three straight seasons in dominating fashion. But a closer look reveals that the Rapids are basically Real Salt Lake’s developmental roster. RSL’s captain Kyle Beckerman, who is among the league’s most dominant holding midfielders, was acquired for Mhedi Ballouchy, while defender Chris Wingert was acquired by virtue of nothing more than a couple of draft picks. 2009 RSL MVP Nat Borchers, the only RSL player to start every single game this season, is also a Colorado cast-off. RSL supporters everywhere owe much to our little brothers from Denver.

5. And finally, to FC Dallas (or the Dallas Burn, at the time)

In 2004, the Dallas Burn boasted a striker who was the all-time leading goal scorer in MLS history. After nine seasons in Dallas, he had career totals of 91 goals and 65 assists. He was the first American-born player to be named MLS MVP, while leading his team in scoring five times; garnering five MLS-All-Star Selections.

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His name was Jason Kreis.

“They (Dallas) said I could stay if I took a 50% pay-cut. They told me they wanted to sign an international striker”, said Kries.

“I felt expendable”, he continued.

I guess one man’s mistake is another man’s good fortune, as Kreis was signed as Real Salt Lake’s first ever player in 2004. In 58 appearances, he scored 17 goals. But that isn’t the half of it.

In May of 2007, Kreis became the youngest head coach in MLS history, as he traded his cleats for a clipboard in mid-season. In two full years at the helm he has guided his club to a Western Conference Final, and, over the weekend, became the youngest coach in MLS history to win the coveted MLS Cup.

So let it be written that a rag tag bunch of cast-aways, a group of players and coaches nobody else wanted or believed in, are the make-up of the best team in Major League Soccer. And during the upcoming week, as we sit down amongst family and friends to give thanks for many things, let us not forget to thank the non-believers; the critics, the cynics and the holier-than-thous. Because without them (many of whom are listed above) RSL wouldn’t be where they are today: 2009 MLS Cup Champions.

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Show me the Money

November 3rd, 2009

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Meet Antoine Walker.

He was a two-time all-american at the University of Kentucky under Rick Pitino, and started on the Wildcats 1996 National Championship team as a sophomore. Walker was a three-time NBA All-Star, while scoring over 15,000 points throughout the course of his 12-year NBA career. He was a dangerous perimeter threat with unlimited range on his jump shot. At 6-8, 245 pounds, he had the body of a power forward, and the handles of a point guard. He was a rare talent.

Due to his unique skill set, Antoine Walker was, at one point, one of the NBA highest paid players. In his 12 NBA seasons, Walker signed contracts worth an estimated $110 million. He also received endorsements from Adidas and was the cover boy for EA Sport’s NBA Live 1999, a widely popular basketball video game.

Now, just one year removed from his NBA playing days, Antoine Walker is flat broke. Actually, its worse than that. Recently, news surfaced that Walker was arrested at Harrah’s Casino in Las Vegas, and charged with writing 10 bad checks totaling just south of $1 million in casino markers.

In the days following his arrest, the Boston Globe reported (Antoine was a Celtic for 8 seasons) that Walker is being pursued by multiple financial institutions for unpaid debts totaling more than $4 million. Court documents filed in Illinois and Florida reveal that Antoine was named a defendant in three recent debt-related civil cases, in addition to the ongoing check-kiting case. His former agent is also after him, citing a heap of unpaid fees.

So how in the name of bling does somebody blow through a total of $110 million to the point where they cant even cover casino markers? How does one go from $110 million in the black to $4 million in the red, just one year after retiring from basketball?

Unfortunately, Walker is not the first professional athlete to have wasted away what should have been enough money to last 10 lifetimes. Nor shall he be the last. In fact, Walker joins a very long and prestigious list of once filthy rich pro athletes who squandered away their fortunes.

To understand why this continuously occurs, and perhaps learn some lessons along  the way, let’s take a look at some of our favorite “Professional Athletes Gone Broke” and see if we can get to the root of the problem.

-Lesson #1: Become a Trojan Man.

Case in point: 4-time Heavyweight Champ, Evander Holyfield

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Holyfield earned an estimated $250 million during the course of his long and prestigious boxing career. Building a 54,000 square foot estate in suburban Atlanta and paying cash for most everything certainly didn’t help his financial well-being, but fathering 11 children from eight different women is what eventually did the defending champ in. The government recently foreclosed on his home, and Holyfield was forced to get back into the ring in an attempt to make good on his monthly child support. Honorable mentions in this category also go to former Bronco Travis Henry (Nine kids, Nine baby mammas) former Spur Willie Anderson (Nine kids, Nine baby mammas) and former Sonic Sean Kemp (Seven kids, Six baby mammas).

-Lesson #2: Buy less cars.

Case in point: 4-time Major League Baseball All-Star Jack “The Ripper” Clark

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I’m not saying buy no cars, I’m just saying buy less. Jack Clark, who made an estimated $20 million over the course of his baseball career,  filed for bankruptcy in 1992, listing debts of close to $12 million. At the time, Clark was the proud owner of 18 automobiles, including a 1990 Ferrari that cost $717,000 and three 1992 Mercedes Benz cars costing between $103,000 and $143,000. When he filed for chapter 11, Clark still owed money on 17 of the automobiles. Honorable mention: former NBA All-Star Kenny Anderson (10 cars averaging $125,000 in value).

-Lesson #3: Leave your homeboys at home.

Case in point: NFL Quarterback Michael Vick

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As recently as three years ago, Vick was listed by Forbes as one of the world’s richest athletes. He signed the most lucrative deal in NFL history, and was the beneficiary of dozens of endorsements. It was estimated he was worth close to $140 million. Throughout the course of his career, Vick hired several of his childhood friends to perform various tasks, and look after his estates. One of Vick’s former estates is now infamously known as “Bad Newz Kennels”, the dog fighting operation that landed Vick in prison for two years and saw his once lucrative lifestyle waste away to debts totaling close to $50 million. No surprise that it was three members (and childhood friends) of his entourage who were the primary principals in “Bad Newz”.  Honorable mention: The aforementioned Antoine Walker. He is said to be supporting as many as 70 family members and friends.

-Lesson #4: Uhm, drugs are bad, mmmkay.

Case in point: Former Giant Linebacker Lawrence Taylor

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“LT” was one of, if not the greatest players ever to play the game. But after his retirement, an estimated $50 million in career earnings were squandered on drugs, booze and women. Cocaine was LT’s weapon on choice, as he was jailed at least three times for crack possession. After filing for bankruptcy in 1998, Taylor found sobriety, and the football hall of fame awarded him with a well-deserved induction. But addiction was the main catalyst in the delineation of his millions. Honorable mention: Bjorn Borg. The former tennis great was busted for cocaine possession, overdosed in what was rumored to be a suicide attempt, and spent millions to support his egregious habit.

-Lesson #5: When investing, seek the advice of, oh I don’t know, an actual licensed financial advisor?

Case in point: Former football great Raghib “The Rocket” Ismail

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Instead of focusing on private equity or allocating small portions of money to low-risk quality stocks, many athletes invest large sums of money in terrible idea, high profile ventures with little to no business acumen or infrastructure. “The Rockets” bad investment list tops them all. Among the investments that saw $25 million go directly into the toilet: financing a religious movie, opening a Rock N Roll Café, financing a record label (COZ Records), starting a cosmetics company, and lastly, backing a chain of framed calligraphy-name shops. Honorable mention (there could be several named here) Hall of Fame pitcher Rollie Fingers. Investments in pistachio farms, Arabian horses and wind turbines were his down fall, as Fingers lost nearly $20 million.

Sadly, this is just a fingernail sketch of the dozens of examples of professional athletes who are a victim of their own poor decision making en route to throwing away fortunes that could literally feed small countries. At the end of the day, the onus is on the athletes themselves, no doubt. But the players unions and sanctioned leagues need to do more to ensure that once the paying days are over, these people (yes, they are people) have the ability and the tools to live the rest of their lives in manageable fashion. Until these athletes learn to control their frivolous spending, and the leagues stop viewing them as nothing more than a momentary meal ticket to boost ratings and revenue, we will continue to see more and more cases such as the ones outlined above.

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Lost in the Shuffle

October 20th, 2009

The 2009 off-season for the Utah Jazz has been nothing short of a soap opera. Never in Jazz history have we seen the team enter the off-season in so much turmoil; with so many questions.

Three years ago, the Jazz reached the Western Conference finals, while winning the Northwest division. They followed it up with another 50-win season, and another division championship. At the time, they were one of the five best teams in the NBA, while also boasting one of the league’s 5 youngest rosters. The present was entertaining and the future was bright. It was good to be a Jazz fan.

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But last season, the wheels fell off. Carlos Boozer was the main antagonist, missing 45 games due to an assortment of injuries, while informing a national media member over the holidays that it was his plan to opt out of his contract at the end of the season. Ensconced in velvet at the end of the bench for the majority of the regular season, Booz didn’t do much to endear himself to his teammates, this I can assure you.

But of course Boozer and his delusional agent, Rob Pelinka found that no suitors were lining up to pay Carlos the “raise he deserved” after such an injury-plaugued season which saw his production diminish greatly. Despite Boozer’s best efforts (he went on radio stations in Chicago and Miami prematurely selling himself to their respective fan bases) and much to his dismay, he was back in Utah.

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Then free-agent Paul Millsap received a front-loaded free-agent offer-sheet from the Jazz’s Northwest divisional rivals, the Portland Trailblazers. The Jazz had no choice but to math the 4-year, $32 Million deal, lest they loose their young power forward. Suddenly, the Jazz had over $84 million in player salaries allocated on their books. The NBA salary cap is $57.7 million. The luxury tax threshold is set at $69.92 million. Meaning Greg Miller and the Utah Jazz will be paying nearly $15 million in luxury tax dollars back to the NBA this season.

They have a championship caliber payroll without a championship caliber team, something the late Larry Miller swore would never happen.

But lost in the shuffle of all the off-season drama and cap mismanagement is what the Jazz do have:

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Deron Williams.

That’s right. Remember this guy? Seems like we haven’t heard a whisper this off-season about the best player to ever wear a Utah Jazz uniform not named Stockton or Malone. It’s expensive to go see an NBA game live these days. Deron is the only individual Jazz player worth the price of admission, all by himself. He has tremendous floor vision, great leadership qualities, crazy-quick handles that allow him to attack the basket in a myriad of different ways, makes heady decisions when he gets into the lane, possesses a deadly jump shot off the bounce going in both directions, and has improved his 3-point range. The only knock on Deron is his lack of lateral quickness and tendency to let his man beat him defensively. A criticism that pertains to about 90% of players in today’s NBA.

Deron is the reason the Jazz are still relevant. Without him, the Jazz are a lottery team. With him, they can compete with any team in the NBA on a nightly basis. As is the case with every team, of course Deron can’t do it all by himself. But ask anyone who was at the ESA last season; often times, it sure looked like Deron was carrying the team on his back, willing the Jazz to results, with very little help from anyone else. Deron was the main reason the Jazz won 48 games, despite suffering 146 total games missed by players due to injuries, illness or absences. Deron carried the Jazz into the playoffs, and, as usual, saved his best basketball for the biggest stage. He averaged 21 points, 11 assists and 4 rebounds in the Jazz’s first-round 5-game loss the the eventual NBA champion Los Angeles Lakers. While the rest of the Jazz roster seemed intimidated by the mighty Lakers, Deron was the only one who played like he belonged. He played like he was there expecting to win. He conceded nothing, and was failed by his teammates, with the possible exception of Paul Millsap.

Because of Deron, the ship stayed on course last season as much as humanly possible. And because of Deron, there is still reason to hope for Jazz fans. He is a legitimate NBA superstar. He is a clutch player with a big-game mentality. If he isn’t the best point guard in the NBA, he is certainly the second, right behind New Orleans’s Chris Paul. The debate between who is the better player will not be settled until both of their respective careers are finished. I could make a compelling case for both.

So as the NBA begin in less than a week (crazy, isn’t it) the Jazz are entering the season with a ton of questions. Can they trade Carlos Boozer for equal value before the trade deadline in February? Can Paul Millsap, who is being payed north of $10 million this season, remain content coming off the bench? Where will they find someone who can guard the interior? Are they mature enough to finally win on the road with consistency? Do they have the depth to compete with the injury to CJ MIles and the impending retirement of Matt Harpring? Can Eric Maynor step in and play right away as your back-up point guard?

It’s nice to know that one spot is in tact and remains without question: Deron Williams.

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Coaches Behaving Badly

October 13th, 2009

“Keep your hands to yourself”.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but this is one of the most basic, fundamental principles that we’re all taught from a very young age.

Apparently, a couple of football coaches need to go back to pre-school.

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Tom Cable is the head coach of the hapless Oakland Raiders. The Raiders, one of the NFL’s most storied franchises, are an absolute mess. They’re a team in total disarray. Al Davis, once thought a football genius, has completely lost control of his organization, and possibly control of his mind. And it has nothing to do with his recent draft disasters that include (among others) Robert Gallery, Jamarcus Russell and Darius Heyward-Bey. The Raiders are 1-4 and could easily be considered the worst team in the NFL. Recently, news surfaced that Cable, who is in his first full season as the Raiders head coach, punched assistant coach Randy Hanson in the face during a “heated exchange”, breaking Hanson’s jaw in the process. Initially, Cable denied any wrongdoing, telling reporters that “nothing happened” when pressed about the issue. The Raiders swept it under the rug and released a statement saying it was an “internal issue that we’re dealing with.”

Now, Hanson is speaking out, and the details don’t bode well for Cable or the Raiders. In an exclusive interview given to Yahoo Sports recently, Hanson described the scene like this:

“From my blindside, Tom Cable threw me from my chair and into a piece of furniture that a lamp sat upon,” Hanson said. “He was screaming, ‘I’ll f——- kill you! I’ll f——- kill you!’ And I have no reason to believe he wouldn’t have killed me if they hadn’t pulled him away. If my head would’ve hit a different way, I might be dead right now.”

Currently, the case is under investigation. Cable could face possible felony assault charges. The NFL, per league policy, will most likely wait until the legal process plays itself out to make a ruling. The Raiders, however, shouldn’t wait another moment. Cable deserves to lose his job, and he deserves to lose it today.

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Mike Locksley is also a first-year head coach. His New Mexico Lobos are 0-6, good for last place in the Mountain West Conference. They are off to the program’s worst start since 1987. In what is also being characterized as a  “heated exchange”, Locksley punched his wide receivers coach J.B. Williams in the mouth during a coaches meeting in September, splitting the lip of Williams wide open. But did Locksley lose his job? Nope…but guess who did? That’s right, J.B. Williams. Reports have surfaced out of New Mexico that Williams recently took a leave of absence, then resigned under pressure.

But this isn’t the first time we’ve caught wind of inappropriate behavior by “The Mike of Locksley”. The punch comes off the heels of accusations that Locksley sexually assaulted longtime Lobo office worker Sylvia Lopez last spring. This week news came out that the two have resolved the issues that led the 54-year-old Lopez to file a sexual harassment /age discrimination claim against Locksley. Ironically, the resolution came after it was decided that Lopez would keep her job.

Leave it to Paul Krebs and David Schmidley, the University of New Mexico VP of Athletics and University President, respectively, to handle the situation appropriately. After all, as Locksley’s superiors,  they are ultimately responsible for the resolution (or lack there of) concerning the situation. Recently, the two men released this incredibly ignorant and obtuse statement: “We stand behind Coach Locksley and know that he has performed and continues to perform his job in a professional and respectable manner and will do so in the future.”

Okay, maybe I’m alone on an island here, but can someone please explain to me what’s “professional” and “respectable” about sexually assaulting a female employee and giving an assistant coach a fat lip? Like Cable, Locksley should be fired, and he should be fired today.

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By now, college football fans are all to familiar with LeGarrette Blount from Oregon. He is is the senior running back who was suspended for the season when he went postal and knocked-out Boise State’s Byron Hout after the Broncos hammered the Ducks in Boise on October 3rd. Oregon Coach Chip Kelly wasted no time in suspending Blount for the rest of the season following the punch, all but eliminating the senior’s chance at a chance to be drafted into the NFL, and greatly diminishing his opportunity to make a living playing professional football. Personally, I thought the penalty was harsh. But make no mistake, Blount lost his cool and deserved to be punished for his violent act.

But someone please explain this to me: How is it fair that a 22-year old kid like Blount, who reacted poorly when antagonized by a low-class jerk in an emotional moment following a crushing loss, has his future ripped away from him, while two grown men (under contract, might I add) like Tom Cable and Mike Locksley continue to maintain gainful employment after deliberately and maliciously striking their subordinates in the face during what was supposed to be a routine coaches meeting? Are you serious? How/why would anyone ever want to work with/for either of these two men again?

Al Davis needs to seriously re-consider the shocking under-reaction of his organization. In the real world, if you go around punching people in your place of employment, you lose your job. Cable deserves the same fate. At this point, Al Davis is operating like a “Weekend at Bernies” movie. Are we sure this dude still has a pulse?

Likewise, Schmidley needs to recognize what a cancer he has in Locksley. A sexual harassment charge and an assault accusation in the first six months on the job is not acceptable. Locksley’s employment must be terminated. Yes, even in New Mexico these things are not acceptable.

Between the two coaches, they have a combined record of 1-10 in 2009. But their off-field actions make their on-field performance look genius. It’s jerks like Cable and Locksley that represent the worst of competitive sports and exacerbate the negative stereotypes that exist. But the sad truth is as long as their employers turn a blind eye, this behavior will be deemed as acceptable. The double standard needs to stop, and it needs to stop now. Locksley and Cable must go.

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I Believe in Kreis

September 29th, 2009

Soccer fans are a rare breed. I have spent my entire life in and around professional sports. I can promise you, no sport contains fans that have the emotional attachment and personal investment towards their team that soccer fans seem to possess. Internationally, soccer is life. Stateside, it’s starting to move the needle, but still has a ways to go before it evens approaches the international game.

You think the black hole at the Coliseum where the Raiders play is dangerous? Try watching a match in Columbia when the national team plays. The country has seen a player, an executive and a referee murdered because of the outcome of soccer matches. Yes, murdered. As in shot. As in six-feet under. As in, our team lost, and someone deserves to die as a result.

Head to a match at Upton Park where West Ham plays, or White Hart Lane where the Tottenham Spurs call home. Winning isn’t the primary objective. Getting back to your flat with your extremities in place is the main goal. The “Hooligans” in England are alive and well. Google “Millwall and West Ham fight“, then sit back and enjoy. Or be disturbed. Soccer is much more than a game to these people. There’s something about the sport; the culture, that breeds lunatic behavior.

To draw a parallel here, imagine what would happen stateside if fans of the Lakers and the Jazz rioted outside the ESA after a game. Imagine if a player from either side was shot and killed for missing the game-winning shot, or turning the ball over at an inopportune time. Imagine if a team executive from either side was murdered for a poor draft pick (we would be out of NBA General Managers if this was the case). Imagine if an NBA official was killed for blowing a last second call (generations of officials would be dead by now). These images are not uncommon among international soccer fans, but entirely foreign and completely terrifying for those of us raised on the meat and potatoes of American sport.

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Jason Kreis is the head coach of Real Salt Lake. Technically, he is in his third season as the team’s manager, but he is in the latter part of his second full season at the helm. After what can only be only described as an abysmal performance over the weekend in Dallas when former RSL striker Jeff Cunningham tallied twice to lead his team to a 3-0 drubbing of RSL, Kreis’s team sits four points out of a playoff spot with three games to play, boasting a record of 9-11-7. Realistically, it would take nothing short of a miracle for RSL to reach the post-season; a disappointment after last year’s magical run to the Western Conference finals when Real Salt Lake came within a whisker of reaching the MLS Cup Final.

Over the last week, my in-box has been inundated with e-mails calling for Jason’s job. We receive inquiries daily on KALL 700 Sports about Jason’s job security, or lack thereof. As I said, soccer fans are passionate. They live and die with the success or failure of their team.

So to all of you naysayers out there who believe that Jason should be fired, for all of you “fans” who believe you know better, for all of you supporters who believe the time for a change has come, I say this:

I believe in Kreis.

I’m not writing this article as an apology letter for the failings of the RSL front office. That, perhaps, is a different topic for a different day. I’m not writing to make excuses for poor decision making by certain members of the RSL staff who stubbornly believe they know better, for no discernible reason other than their own ego. But RSL supporters should know that the shortcomings of some are obvious to everyone. Do I believe the fans deserve better? Yes, I do. But long ago, I learned that you can’t worry about things that are out of your control. I’m simply writing this article to offer my personal opinion that Jason Kreis has all the makings of a talented and successful coach. And for what it’s worth, it’s my hope that he remains the head man at RSL for years to come.

Truly great head coaches in every sport have rather consistent personality traits. They are over-achievers. They are tireless workers. They are passionate. They are stubborn, even to the point of mild insanity. They have a timeless approach to the game, while maintaining the ability to communicate with the modern-day athlete (a dynamic that is unequivocally complicated).

Jason Kreis is an over-achiever. Kreis was a 5th-round draft pick out of Duke University. A mid-fielder by trade, he converted to striker. All he did after that was score more goals than any player in MLS history.

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Jason Kreis is a tireless worker. Since taking over as RSL Manager, he has transformed the culture at Real Salt Lake from “lovable losers” to a team that expects to win every time they step on the field. Only RSL fans and front-office staff who have been here since day one can truly attest to the mentality change that has occurred over the last two years. Kreis’s roster-overhaul includes the acquisitions  of Defenders Nat Borchers, Jamison Olave, Chris Wingert, Tony Beltran and Robbie Russell. Midfielders Javier Morales, Kyle Beckerman, Will Johnson are also Kreis acquisitions, as are strikers Fabian Espindola, Yura Movsisyan, and Robbie Findley. Say what you want about Clint Mathis, but RSL does not reach the post-season a year ago without Jason reacquiring Clint. Mathis also leads RSL with seven assists on the season in 2009.

Jason Kreis is passionate. I’m sure his wife Kim could attest to the passion Jason has for the success of the RSL organization, and the tireless hours he has tallied with the progress of the team as his sole endeavor. Jason Kreis is RSL. Everything he does is with the best interest of his team in mind. Since the day Jason was signed by Steve Pastorino as the first player in team history, he has wanted nothing more than to see this soccer club excel. This I can personally attest to.

Jason Kreis is stubborn, and maybe just a little bit crazy. Just watch an RSL match in person or on television. I’m not sure how surprised I would be If Jason’s head literally exploded from frustration, or jubilation. His intensity and attention to detail is borderline obsessive. And for a head coach, this is not a bad thing.

Lastly, Jason believes in coaching soccer in a classic sense, while maintaining the ability to relate to his players. Jason has played for and with some of the finest soccer minds this country has ever seen. He communicates with coaches who have gone before him. He continues to study and learn the game, even at this stage of his soccer development. A man who’s soccer resume boasts countless accomplishments, Jason is never one to rest on his laurels. His players would fall on a sword for him, as Kreis seems to have found the balance between disciplinarian and trusted confidant. Too much of one or the other has historically proven to be the demise of many coaches.

He will continue to evolve, he will continue to improve, because that’s the kind of coach he is. More importantly, that’s the kind of person he is. And even if his team fails to make the post season, even if all of the pre-mature pre-season expectations do not come to fruition in 2009?

I still believe in Kreis.

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The Day The Music Died

September 22nd, 2009

Well, that was fun while it lasted.

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Both the Utah and BYU football programs had sky high expectations coming into the 2009 season. BYU was returning a pre-season all-american in senior quarterback Max Hall, along side stud running back (and 2 year starter) Harvey Unga, mixed with dangerous tight ends, Dennis Pitta and Andrew George, while McKay Jacobsen and O’Neill Chambers were expected to fill the large shoes at wide receiver left by Austin Collie. On the defensive side of the ball, Jan Jorgenson, a monster defensive end, was joined by senior Brett Denny up front. Senior linebackers Matt Bauman and Terrance Hooks were back as well, while Scott Johnson and Brandon Bradley hoped to help cure the ills of a secondary that was exposed as slow and sloppy last season in lopsided losses to TCU, Utah and Arizona, respectively. A senior laden team loaded with offensive weapons; this was supposed to by BYU’s year to bust through and storm into the BCS, as Utah did in both 2004 and 2008.

Utah, on the other hand, was ripe off the aforementioned 2008 BCS busting campaign, and hopes of a repeat performance were high up on the hill. Matt Asiata, a mack-truck of a running back who gives defensive backs nightmares, returned to anchor an offense loaded with talent at wide receiver led by David Reed and Jereme Brooks and experience on the offensive line, with stalwart left tackle Zane Beadles leading the charge. Defensively, the Utes welcomed back All-American candidate Steveson Sylvester at linebacker, alongside Mike Wright and Kepa Gaison, making up the MWC’s most formidable linebacking core. Koa Misi, Lei Talamaivao and Kenape Eliapo anchor a dangerous defensive line, with Robert Johnson and Joe Dale holding down the fort at safety. A dominant defensive and a talented offense had Ute nation pounding the BCS drum once again.

Over the weekend, both team’s were facing season defining games. Utah hit the road to take on the Oregon Ducks at Autzen Stadium in front of 60,000 rabid fans in a daunting non-conference game that would either send the Utes on a possible path to another big-time bowl game, or leave them with a respectable, but less titillating goal of a Mountain West Conference championship. BYU welcomed in Bobby Bowden’s Florida State Seminoles to Provo in the final serious non-conference test for the Cougars. A win would have secured a top-five ranking , with only TCU and Utah left as legitimate threats to crash the Cougars BCS party. A loss meant BYU fans everywhere would, once again, be faced with the prospect of wondering what could have been.

Both teams failed, and failed miserably.

The final score will reflect that Utah only lost by a touchdown. But anyone who watched the game will tell you the Utes lacked any offensive continuity, continued to play undisciplined (10 penalties for 100 yards) and allowed far too many yards on the ground. Utah’s quarterback, JC transfer Terrance Cain, wilted under the pressure and, for the first time this season, showed his inexperience. Utah’s defense kept them in the game, as they usually do. But in the end, the offenses inability to capitalize on chance after chance handed to them by the Ducks did the Utes in.

Making matters worse, Oregon’s performance could barely even be considered mediocre. Honestly, it was miraculous Utah had a chance to win the game. The post-game quotes from players and coaches had the tone of the proverbial “moral victory”, while Coach Whittingham praised his team for battling back after being down 28-10 in the 3rd quarter. But make no mistake, Coach Whitt is a fiery competitor, and losing is something this program is not accustomed to, having won a NCAA best 16 straight games prior to Saturday. This is now a team that expects to compete, and win, on a national level. I would imagine the ride back to Salt Lake was certainly not pleasant.

But if Utah’s day was difficult on Saturday, BYU’s was catastrophic. Florida State came into Lavell Edwards Stadium, a place where BYU had won 18 straight games, and proceeded to out-match and out-man the Cougars in every facet of the game. It was a good old-fashioned ass-kicking, as the Seminoles rolled back to Tallahassee the proud owners of a 54-28 victory over a BYU team that, quite frankly, looked lost.  Yes, the final score was lopsided, but honestly, the game wasn’t even that close, as Bobby Bowden pumped the breaks after his team was up 44-14.

Florida State forced five BYU turnovers, racked up over 500 yards of total offense, went 12-15 on third down and completely dominated BYU in the trenches. BYU’s defense, who, prior to Saturday, had the look of a physical, cohesive unit, was ran over, ran around and completely confused by the execution and efficiency of the FSU offense. Led by quarterback Christian Ponder and running back Ty Jones, FSU marched down the field on it’s very first possession with startling ease, and proceeded to pour it on from there.

After Greg Reid’s 63-yard pick six, most Cougar fans made way to the exits with their team trailing 37-14. There would be no joy in Happy Valley on this day.

For both Utah and BYU fans, Saturday was a rude awakening. But the bigger picture here is for a conference that is continuously fighting for national respect and inclusion into the BCS party, the failures of Utah and BYU represent a serious blemish. Is that fair? No…but it’s the reality of modern-day college football. National college football “experts” everywhere wasted no time in bashing the Mountain West Saturday night as nothing more than small time college football with big time aspirations. The sad truth is, they may be correct. College football is broken, bottom line. It’s the only sport where teams start out the season on an uneven playing field. You can literally win all of your games, as Utah did a year ago, and have no shot at a national championship.

So, for Utah, the memories of two unbeaten seasons and two BCS bowl victories in the last five years will have to sustain for a while, and a shot at a conference championship must suffice, at least for this season. Most fans realized that replacing a quarterback the likes of Brian Johnson would be difficult. Most fans realized an inexperienced coaching staff would inevitably take their lumps this year. Most fans knew that all winning streaks come to an end at some point. But it was fun to imagine another wild BCS-busting ride as a possibility, as hope is indeed a good thing.

And for BYU, once again, it’s what might have been. 1984 is a long long time ago, and while the memories of the state’s lone national championship are special, the Cougar fan base is becoming impatient. Utah, Boise St and Hawaii all have completed the quest for BCS glory, while BYU has been waiting their turn. This was supposed to be the year. And just as they did a year ago, BYU fans seem to be blaming everyone but their beloved Cougars. Fact is, they just weren’t good enough on Saturday. Fact is, they don’t have the athletes to compete consistently in big-time games. Fact is, they tend to fold like a lawn chair when presented with an opportunity to do something special.

Sure, there is nothing wrong with a 10 or 11 win season and a conference title, something that both teams will be competing for the rest of the way. But after Utah’s magical run last season, and the hopes of BYU following the win against Oklahoma this season, there’s something awfully hollow about the thought of the re-defined goal, which now sounds something like this: “Vegas Bowl or Bust”. Ugh. Wake me up next September.

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A Tortured Soul

September 15th, 2009

Apparently, total dominance and clear superiority isn’t enough. Apparently, demolishing, decimating, and demoralizing opponents throughout the course of ones life will not suffice. Apparently, a career that is unmatched by any player to ever lace up a pair of sneakers doesn’t satisfy.

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Apparently, Michael Jordan has issues.

He is the best to ever play the game. He was a basketball genius. He won 10 scoring titles, five MVP’s, and six championships. Rookie of the Year. Defensive player of the year. 14 time all-star. Two gold medals. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. He accomplished everything one could wish as a basketball player.

He brought basketball to the forefront of American sport, and globalized the game on a level nobody thought possible. He became (and continues to be) his own brand. He was must see TV. Everyone, including his peers in the NBA, wanted his game. All young basketball players aspired to emulate him, on and off the court. He was equal parts pop star and basketball icon. We all wanted to “Be Like Mike“.

Not anymore.

I was at the Basketball Hall of Fame induction ceremony last Friday in Springfield when Jordan was inducted alongside John Stockton, Jerry Sloan, David Robinson and C. Vivian Stringer. Many people are saying it’s the greatest single class in the history of the Hall of Fame.

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It should have been a night of celebration. It should have been a night to honor the careers of one of the best point guards to ever play (Stockton) one of the hardest working coaches in the history of basketball (Sloan) and one of the most athletic 7-footers the NBA has ever seen (Robinson). It also should have been a chance for those in attendance, and those watching around the globe, to witness the coronation of the preeminent basketball player, and possibly athlete, of our generation, as Michael took his rightful place among the game’s elite.

Instead, it turned into a sideshow.

In a rambling and unprepared hour-long “acceptance speech”, Jordan revealed a side of himself that those in the NBA’s inner circle know all too well. He was ruthless, he was petty, he was classless and he was juvenile. He was arrogant and insecure, all at the same time. He took shots at just about everyone, as if it wasn’t enough that he had already reached the pinnacle of his profession at the expense of those whom he ridiculed and belittled. From his words that night, it’s obvious that people are nothing more than objects to Jordan, including the 20 year-old female eye candy on his arm, whom he barely even acknowledged all evening long.

I once heard a coach who was an assistant for the Bulls when Michael was there refer to him as “alarmingly insecure”. Jordan’s words on Friday emphatically reaffirmed that remark.

He took a shot at his high school coach, who cut him as a sophomore in favor of an upperclassman named Leroy Smith. (“I wanted to make sure you knew, you made a mistake dude.”)

He took a shot at the legendary Dean Smith, his coach at UNC, who overlooked Jordan (a freshman at the time) when Smith picked 4 starters to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated. (“That burned me up… basketball-wise, I deserved to be there.”)

He took a shot at Jerry Krause, the ex-Bulls General Manager best known for breaking up the Bulls following the teams 6th title, but was also the man who surrounded Michael with the supporting cast needed to win championships. (“He said organizations win championships. I didn’t see organizations playing with the flu in Utah.”)

He went on to single out Kevin Loughery his first coach in the NBA, for putting him on the losing team in practice. He singled out Isaiah Thomas, Magic Johnson, and George Gervin for freezing him out of the 1985 all-star game.

In what may have been the most startling comment of the night, the single most protected player in the history of professional sports, the media darling of our generation, even had the nerve to call out “all of the media naysayers” for “fueling the fire and giving me extra motivation.”

Please.

I’m not one to dig into another man’s closet looking for skeletons, so I’ll leave it at this: the only area of Jordan’s life that has ever been under control is when he is on the court with a ball in his hands. But have you ever heard anything concrete implicating Jordan in questionable or unethical behavior? No…because he’s freaking Michael Jordan. Again, the single most protected athlete of our generation.

Jordan also shared a story about the legendary Tex Winters, the architect of the “triangle offense” that Jordan so famously mastered. Following a game when Michael broke from the flow of the offense and single handedly lifted his team to victory, he and Tex shared the following exchange:

“There’s no ‘I’ in team,” Winters would tell him.

“No, Tex, there isn’t,” Jordan would say. “But there’s an ‘I’ in win.”

When Jordan finally did get around to at least acknowledging his own children, they weren’t safe from his venom either, as the father of the year so lovingly told them “I wouldn’t want to be you guys.”

Wow, thanks Dad.

He even had the nerve to take one final shot at poor Bryon Russel, as if Russel hasn’t had enough of Michael after watching replay after replay of Jordan crossing him over and burying the game winner in the 1998 NBA Finals when the Bulls beat the Jazz in six games. Yes Michael, we know Bryon Russel couldn’t guard you. Neither could anyone else. We get it.

He also took a shot at Jeff Van Gundy, calling him “the little guy who became the Knicks head coach”, and recalling the time when Jeff called him a con-artist: “He said I conned the players, I befriended them and then I’d attack them on the basketball court. That gave me the motivation that I so desperately needed.”

Funny thing is, Van Gundy was dead on. Jordan was, and still is, a con artist. He makes people think they are his friends, so long as these people can do something for him, and then when he has the chance, the dagger sinks in. Take Michael Wilbon, the columnist for the Washington Post and a co-host on ESPN’s PTI. In a recent column, Wilbon applauded Jordan’s Hall of Fame speech, offering this surprisingly ignorant opinion: “It wasn’t a speech so much as it was an entertaining rant, something you saw pretty often if you were one of Jordan’s golf partners or card-playing friends or, to be honest, a sportswriter with an off-the-record relationship with him.”

Wilbon actually thinks he’s Jordan’s friend, which is vintage Michael Jordan. Wilbon is a nationally syndicated columnist, and the host of a widely viewed sports program. We now know that Jordan is obsessive about his legacy and his reputation, so naturally he would “befriend” someone like Wilbon. And when Jordan butchers his hall of fame speech while embarrassing himself and his family, people like Wilbon will stand up for him, because they think Jordan cares about them. But he doesn’t, because people are nothing more than objects to Jordan. Remember the man crush Ahmad Rashad had on Michael? You don’t think these things are calculated?

The sad irony here is the very character trait that made Jordan such a dominant athlete has obviously cause a torturous inner battle throughout the course of his life. Jordan isn’t just a competitor, he’s competitive to the point of imbalance. Most, if not all great athletes love to win, and are competitive by nature. But Jordan, now 46 years old, has failed to find the comfort zone between healthy competition and living a peaceful life now that his jersey is hanging from the rafters. Micheal’s legacy in unmatched, yet he is unable to find satisfaction in his accomplishments. Personally, I find that sad.

The man that captivated basketball audiences everywhere for years, now has the look of a lost soul, struggling to transition into the next phase of his life. And on the night when he had the chance to thank the people in his life for helping him along on his journey to the top, he couldn’t help but step on the throats of those who he left in his path of destruction, en route to the greatest career in the history of the game. He couldn’t leave well enough alone. He had to remind us one final time, as if we didn’t already know, that he was the man, and anyone who dared to stand in his way would be crushed. He childishly rubbed his superiority in, and directly called out those who he pounded into submission. It was a sad display, watching an icon the likes of Jordan, struggle to hold on to his fast fading past.

Stockton, Sloan and Robinson all gave heart-felt speeches paying tribute to family, friends, teammates and coaches. They were sincere, humble and appropriate. Following Jerry’s speech, there wasn’t a dry eye in the audience. Even the often-times introverted Stockton became emotional when he spoke about his mother, who recently passed away. But, as usual, it was Michael who stole the show. Only this time, there was no happy ending, as the audience stumbled out of Symphony Hall, shaking their heads in disbelief at the walking contradiction that is Michael Jordan.

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Paradigm Shift

September 8th, 2009

One of the great aspects of College Football are the rivalries. Rich with history, ripe with passion and intensity, and often times, steeped in pure unadulterated hate, even non-football fans pay attention to the outcome of the rivalry game. Ohio State vs. Michigan, Army vs. Navy, Notre Dame vs. USC, Alabama vs. Auburn, Florida State vs. Miami, the list goes on and on. If you went to a school or have any ties to the institution, you know when the rival is rolling into town. The buzz on campus is just different, and the excitement can be felt just about everywhere. It’s the epitome of what makes College Football great.

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We are lucky to have one of the most hostile, and quite frankly, unusual rivalries in the entire country take place right here in our own back yard. The “Holy War” featuring The University of Utah and BYU.  These two football teams have met 90 times, with Utah holding the all-time advantage with a record of 53-33-4. The rivalry has ebbed and flowed a bit; Utah dominated early, winning 41 of the first 53 games, while BYU came storming back during the Lavell Edwards era, winning 19 of 21 from 1972-1992. Ron Mcbride took over in the early 90’s and made Utah competitive once again, while breathing new life in the one-sided rivalry, leading Utah to a 6-4 advantage from 1993-2002. Since then, Utah has clearly been the better program, going 10-6 against BYU, while being the only team in College Football to go undefeated twice in the BCS era, earning big time bowl victories against Pittsburgh in the 2005 Fiesta Bowl and Alabama in last year’s Sugar Bowl. BYU has enjoyed a nice little resurgence under Bronco Mendenhall, winning back to back Mountain West titles in ‘06 and ‘07, but hasn’t come close to the post season success Utah has enjoyed. This does not sit well with BYU fans, while Utah fans are able to enjoy superiority for the first time since the early ’70’s.

Anytime you say all “blanks” (insert ethnicity, race or religion) are “blank” (insert stereotype) you’re going to be incorrect. But that doesn’t stop the fan base from both Utah and BYU from blanketing one another with somewhat erroneous statements concerning the perceived lifestyles of both groups. All BYU fans are not pill-popping, caffeinated-soda-drinking, judgmental/hypocritical right-winged religious zealots who live in a fantasy world and can’t be objective about their football team because they believe God is really calling the plays, while all Utah fans are not unemployed alcoholics with an inferiority complex who drink all day and kick their dog if Utah loses. Of course these are extreme examples, but I can promise you, not too far from the norm of what hard core fans from each school think about one another. The stereotypes exist, and for the most part, are completely untrue. But that’s what rivalries do; breed hatred and cause otherwise reasonable people to look at a fan from the opposing team and feel hostility. Look for the aspect of the fan base that causes pain or embarrassment and attack it. Look for anything that makes you feel superior and attach yourself to it.

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But it’s time to reveal a nasty little secret. It’s time to acknowledge the 800 pound gorilla in the room. Are you ready? I’m warning you, you’re not going to like this. But I’m going to have to tell you anyway because I promise, it’s for your own good. Utah fans, set down the Jack Daniels and listen up. BYU fans, pop that pain killer, wash it down with a diet coke, and lend me your ear.

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Okay, you hate each other, we get it. You want nothing more than to see each other suffer miserably. Losses will not do, you want to see the other team humiliated. You cheer for anyone who is playing your hated rival. If you had your way, your school would trounce the other year after year, leaving the opposing head coach muttering nonsense to himself for the next week before his wife has him committed to a mental institution. But despite all of the hatred, and taking into account your desire to see the other wallow in misery, guess what? Here’s the dirty little secret:

You guys need each other.

That’s right, you heard me. You, intoxicated Utah fan on food stamps, need BYU. And you, BYU fan who committed fraud to pay for a house you can’t really afford, need Utah. Because in order for your team to reach the heights you so desperately want, you need the other team to handle it’s business. Yes, Utah fan who panhandles in Trolley Square, you need BYU to capitalize on their opening week upset of #3 Oklahoma and take care of Tulane and Florida State. And yes, BYU fan who let’s anti-depreesents dissolve under your tongue, you need Utah to play better than they did in a convincing but unspectacular win over Utah State last week to take care of back-to back road games against San Jose State and Oregon.

We live in the modern era of college football, one where the BCS is king. It’s where respect is gained, where the powerhouses play, and where the money is made. Utah has made it to the promise land twice, BYU has failed to do so even once. Utah is the poster child for BCS success from a non-BCS conference, while BYU is known as a good team with nothing special to show for it. The BCS rankings take into account your strength of schedule, your opponents strength of schedule, and your opponents opponents strength of schedule. Sound ridiculous? It is, and that’s not the half of it. But for our purposes here, this is all you really need to know:

For BYU to breakthrough and bust the BCS, they need quality wins. They took a huge step over the weekend with their upset of Oklahoma, and will have more opportunities as the season unfolds against the likes of Florida State and TCU. But don’t think for a second that a win over an undefeated Utah team who already has the national respect BYU so badly wants, wouldn’t help the Cougars BCS cause. BYU needs Utah to win out before they roll into Provo.

Conversely, for Utah to replicate their performance of a season ago, they also need quality wins. Oregon will provide a stiff test for the Utes, while Louisville and TCU would also be nice wins on the resume. But a victory over an undefeated BYU team in late November in Provo, a BYU team that, should they handle their business, would boast conquests over three teams ranked in the top 25, would clearly be the Utes best win of the season. And besides all of the BCS implications, national respect, potential income for the program, etc that would be on the line, imagine how exciting it would be to have two undefeated teams in the state going head to head with so much at stake to close out the season. It would be one of the biggest sporting events this state has ever seen, and with the current climate of college football, the whole country would be focused on lil old Utah for the day. It would be epic.

So Utah fan, take a pull off that flask, spit out the chew, take your spare change to the store and convert it into bills so you can get some lunch and don’t forget the afternoon nap. But please, for your own good, get ready to rise and shout for the next couple of months as you pull for BYU to win weekend after weekend. I know, it sounds horrible. But trust me on this one. Numb the pain with a nice whiskey, no blend of course. And if Jim Beam is all you can afford, it will have to suffice.

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And you, BYU fan, go steal your elderly aunt’s Lortab, stop by 7-11 for a super big gulp of Mountain Dew, don’t forget to sign up to sell security systems this summer, and judge everyone you see while on the road. But please, don’t forget to meet me in the MUSS to cheer on the Utes to do their part and run the table. I know, it wont be easy, but I heard a couple of Valium mixed with a good shot of Morphine might help. Check into it.

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If we can all learn to co-exist, at least for now, the outcome could be something very special and unforgettable come November 28th when the Ute train pulls into Cougar town for a battle of the undefeated. So in the meantime, lets play nice. Even if it goes against everything we know as fans, let’s put on a happy face and find joy in each others success. And during the difficult times, remember why we’re doing this. Remember that you need each other. And if this works, if both teams win out and Lavell Edwards Stadium plays hosts to one of the biggest games in the country?

Commence the hatred.

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